Your Boy Side [x ] You love hoodies. [x] You love jeans.  Dogs are better than cats. [x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt. [x] You’ve played with/against boys on a team.  Shopping is torture [x] Sad movies suck.  You own an X-Box360 [x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.  At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. [x] You own a DS, PS3 or Sega.  You used to be...
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gerardcalmyourhands: my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified It’s happened to me before. It hurts a lot. You think you’re special to someone. You spend time with them. You start to like them a lot. You start to know these little things about them. You notice how they...
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flav0r: ending 2012 the same way i started; single
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WHEN I CELEBRATE MY MONTHLY VISITOR
get-off-my-lawn-you-kids: doctors-souffle-girl: My parents told me to get off of Tumblr and be more sociable I told them that I am talking to people from around the world, how is that not sociable?! They said people on Tumblr aren’t real. So I said that for every ‘real’ person who reblogs this I will get a day off from chores The deal has been made, so please help me and prove my parents...
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fuck-off-dinkleburg: - self harmed - purged - starved yourself - felt like you were nothing - hated everything about yourself - fell asleep crying - felt completely numb - been bullied - attempted suicide - wanted to die Every single person who reblogs this will get a wonderful ask from me. EVERY SINGLE PERSON. EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON.
Everyone: Suicide is selfish. It's the easy way out. You don't consider the pain your family and friends will go through. You're weak if you commit suicide.
Me: The easy way out? There is nothing even remotely easy about suicide. Do you think it's easy to fight every natural instinct in your body that tells you to survive? Do you think it's easy to come to the decision that ultimately, it would be better if you were dead? Better for you, for your friends, for your family. Because when you're suicidal, you consider everything. You consider what would bring your loved ones pain. So that's why you hold off for as long as you can, you try as hard as you can. But sometimes you can't do it. Suicide doesn't happen because you're feeling a little sad one day or because your boyfriend dumped you. It's because everything is overwhelming. You can't see any light in your life and your vision is shrouded in darkness. You can't envision a future without pain; hell you can't envision a future at all. You have no hope for anything. You have been too strong for far too long. So you do it. You take the plunge. You jump off the building. You walk in front of the train. You do it in the hopes that it will make the voices stop, it will make the hurt go away and it will relieve your parents of the burden that you think you are. If you think going through all of this makes you weak, then you're delusional.
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Best thing I've read on tumblr.
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
That student was Albert Einstein.
pigsonmars: I’ve decided on the 21st I am going to ironically use the phrase ‘don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world’ as many times as possible
Erudite: Ravenclaw + Slytherin
Candor: Ravenclaw + Amity
Abnegation: Hufflepuff + Gryffindor
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
levi-o-sa: whatthefawkes: grangerschamber: thewarblercry: bowtiefightclub: sararye: cannibalcoalition: afoxnamedtod: Are there people who don’t reblog this? I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books. YOU CANT JUST KILL FRED AND FINNICK AND EXPECT ME TO KEEP MY CALM OR HEDWIG OR SNAPE OR DOBBY OR DUMBLEDORE. OR SIRIUS. OR LUPIN
When I get out of my last final
WHO TRIED THEIR BEST ON THEIR FINALS AND IS...
J.K Rowling: Let's play the "Character Games', who's in?
Rick Riordan: How do you play?
J.K: You kill off favorite characters.
Rick: I'm in!
Suzanne Collins: I want to play too!
Veronica Roth: Don't leave me out!
beastatsoccer26: I accidentally sent this text to my crush. I meant to send it to my best friend. “The human body has 206 bones. When I’m with you I have 207(;” With this creepy picture of me. >.< His response? “Holy creepy! Hahahahahahahaha!”